Thursday, February 25, 2016

The latest to fold was Jeb Bush

The latest to fold was Jeb Bush.
We have to say, “Jeb, what’s the rush?
            There’s plenty of time,
            So get back in the line.
Where Trump kicks you all in the tush.

Monday, February 22, 2016

There once was a Christian name Strong

There once was a Christian name Strong
Who lived as if Lent was yearlong
            Fridays he idd not eat
            Any chicken or meat
Unless the line at Red Lobster is long.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

The candidate, Donald J. Trump

The candidate, Donald J. Trump
Riles us up while out on the stump.
            He has wide support
            From folks of all sort,
But bridge players say, “4 no trump”

Thursday, February 11, 2016

While the swimsuits grow the SI purse,

While the swimsuits grow the SI purse,
Some feel it promotes the perverse.
            With  mature and plus-size
            Models in the franchise,
It’s now a standard of the diverse.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Von Miller just sat and was pensive.

Von Miller just sat and was pensive.
Thinking, “Why must I be so defensive.
            I think it may be
            Because they pay me,
And I have just become quite expensive.”

Congratulations to Von Miller, Super Bowl 50 Most Valuable Player