Monday, June 29, 2015

Superman has good reason to vent.

Superman has good reason to vent.
Everybody knows he is Clark Kent.
            Luthor gave him a shock
            When he bought the whole block
And quintupled Superman’s rent.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Obscure Saturday Night Live reference limerick

When Chris and Pat finally were wed,
Their post on Facebook simply said,
             “There are no invitations
            For closed-minded relations,
We are inviting the Supreme Court instead.”

Monday, June 8, 2015

There once was a fellow named Earl

There once was a fellow named Earl
Who once was a woman named Pearl.
            On the very first day
            He got a raise in pay
Just for letting his pee-place unfurl.

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