Don’t mention that Snowden to me

Don’t mention that Snowden to me.

He’s weakened our security.

          He leaked NSA spying

          So now he is lying

In Russia, the land of the free.

Your world will not be wrecked

Your world will not be wrecked

If a movie Batman is Affleck’d

          If you don’t want to see him,

          Go to a museum.

That’ll show them that they’re incorrect.

I don’t watch TV like I used to.

I don’t watch TV like I used to.

I don’t like the celebrity frou-frou.

          Fat guys become stars

By repoing cars?

And I cannot abide “Honey Boo Boo”.

Why did the Jersey gov, Chris Christie

Why did the Jersey gov, Chris Christie,

Get his stomach reduced with a twisty?

          Not since William H. Taft

          (As big as a life raft)

Could an overweight candidate persisty.

To escape from the partisan scoffin'

To escape from the partisan scoffin’

Some Presidents liked to go golfin’.

          But Obama, it seems,

          Likes to hang out with teams

Like the ’62 Miami Dolphins.

 

 

 

After its unbeaten season and 1972 Super Bowl victory, the NFL’s Miami Dolphins did not visit President Nixon in the White House, probably due to the ongoing Watergate scandal.  As the 40^th anniversary nears, President Obama has extended a invitation to the team for a White House visit and tour.  Probably just to get another “Obama 1” jersey.

 

 

Say goodbye soon to Alex Rodriguez

Say goodbye soon to Alex Rodriguez

Who used drugs to improve his bodriduez.

         Of course he will appeal,

         But most of us feel

To win out, he’ll need help from Godriguez.