Monday, December 31, 2012

I’ve recently had an epiph . . .

I’ve recently had an epiph . . .
About the looming fiscal cliff:
         That ideology
         Has become urology,
While we subsist on stale bread and Jif.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

There once was a fellow named Golic

There once was a fellow named Golic
Who live a life that was quite apostolic.
      Except in the fall,
      While playing football,
When he was demonic and trollic.
 
Happy birthday, Mike Golic!