I feel bad for my replacement ref,

I feel bad for my replacement ref,

Despite abetting that Seattle thef’.

         He’s out on the street,

         Throwing flags at the feet.

Of jaywalkers and litterers.  What’s lef’?

Too afraid to answer the phone?

Too afraid to answer the phone?

Need a propaganda free zone?

      Call a candidate, then,

      Call again and again,

And tell them to leave you alone.

9/11 demonstrated

9/11 demonstrated

Americans were underrated.

      But bravery of those

      Who chose to oppose

Fear and terror cannot be debated. 

In memoriam to the passengers and crew of Flight 93.

OMG! Football is back!

OMG!  Football is back!

Our Sundays are no longer black!

      So, the zebras are new.

      What’s the worst they can do?

Just please protect my quarterback.* 

*Matthew Stafford – Detroit Lions

Sign in a porn studio foyer:

Sign in a porn studio foyer:

Hiring a orgasm deployer

From granny to teen,

Overweight to lean

We are an equal opportunity employer.