The dedicated stormophile

The dedicated stormophile
Found CNN more than worthwhile.
They covered New York City
With handsome and pretty
Reorters – 1 every square mile.

There once was a man and his daughter

There once was a man and his daughter
Who awoke in a house full of water.
“It’s too early to swim.”
The girl said to him,
“We should wait of the roof, Dad, we oughta.

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I’m not a one of those wannabe jocks

I’m not a one of those wannabe jocks
Playing fantasy or Madden X-Box.
My ultimate dream
Fantasy football team
Is Pam Anderson tackling Megan Fox.

Hurricanes have the coastliners at bay.

Hurricanes have the coastliners at bay.
Middle East nations have increased the fray.
The presidential campaign.
All are banned from my brain
Will Peyton Manning start on opening day?

Between Palin, and Bachman, and Perry

Between Palin, and Bachman, and Perry,
Mainstream Republicans are quite wary.
Like McGovern before
Hurt the Dems to the core;
And if one of them wins . . . could be scary.

Our post-debt-ceiling-fight calm

Our post-debt-ceiling-fight calm
Was ruined by the S&P stink bomb.
Our markets have lurched
‘Cause no one researched
At freecreditreport(dot)com.

August 2nd came without a crash.

August 2nd came without a crash.
The two parties have ended their clash.
But the Pres, I believe,
Had a trick up his sleeve –
$2 trillion from Check Into Cash.