Got the post holiday blues?

Got the post holiday blues?
Here’s a cheer-up plan that can’t lose.
Resolve this, my dear,
That in this new year,
You’re going to stop watching the news.

Condolences to the Fantastic Four,

Condolences to the Fantastic Four,
For the Human Torch, sadly, is no more.
But don’t shed a tear
He’ll be back in a year,
When issue 600 hits the stores.

Miss Manners gave out a big “Yes!”

Miss Manners gave out a big “Yes!”
For the State of the Union address.
‘Cause they saved all the brawling
And nasty name-calling,
Til the next day in the national press.