I hear some GOPers popped their zippers
When they dropped 2 grand on some strippers.
The Dems in comment
Said, “That’s all they spent?
They must not be very good tippers.”
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago