Monday, November 30, 2009

So, Tiger Woods ran into a tree

So, Tiger Woods ran into a tree,
Why don’t we just let the guy be.
What, his wife broke some glass,
Trying to club his ass?
What other good dirt you got for me?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?
I believe that is their true fate.
A Thanksgiving win;
The league in a spin;
Just thinking it makes me salivate.

Go Detroit. Beat the Packers.
Happy thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ex-CNN curmudgeon Lou Dobbs

Ex-CNN curmudgeon Lou Dobbs
Is after the ultimate of jobs.
He might run for Prez
(That’s what Fox News says.)
In a conservative danse macabre.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?
I am sure that would be super great.
To start – beat the Browns,
Lake Erie’s other clowns,
And bring some joy to that poor state.

Go Detroit. Beat the Browns.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I heard Sarah Palin has written a book,

I heard Sarah Palin has written a book,
I don’t think that I’ll be taking a look.
I heard she puts blame
On her buddy McCain,
The press, her hair stylist, and cook.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Can the Lions finish 9 and 7?

Can the Lions finish 9 and 7?
Coach Schwartz will have his team revvin;.
They'll tturn INTs
Into some TDs.
Giving loyal fans a small glimpse of heaver.

Go Detroit. Beat the Vikings.

Friday, November 13, 2009

New Moon will win the box office race

New Moon will win the box office race
With its hunky young vampires apace.
Every theatrical showing
Will start hormones flowing.
There won’t be a dry seat in the place.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

There once was a fellow named Norb

There once was a fellow named Norb
Who travelled halfway across this orb,
As a U. S. Army man
In occupied Japan
Not there to stroll through the forb*.

In memory of P. F. C. Norbert R. MacArthur

*forb – n. – An herb different from a grass.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Will the Lions go 11 and 5?

Will the Lions go 11 and 5?
Well, the bye week has helped them revive.
You may think I’m screwy,
But by beating St. Louis,
They’ll start out an 11-win drive.